Herbal tea.
For me? So sweet!
Can I have half of your bed?
$500.
Deal!
Uncle Luk.
Your oldest son is not that bad.
If you like the sofa so much,
I don't need to give up my bed.
I got up early to sleep on the sofa,
so she'd feel sorry for me,
and let me back into the room sooner.
So pitiful!
Getting up early has its advantages.
Foon made the headlines... look!
Really?
Henry, can you tell me,
how many hours are you allowed to play?
Henry gets to play 3 hours a day.
He likes the swing and the slide in the park.
Who else aside from the mother would love her children more?
Bystanders have no right to comment on how to be a parent.
Check out Foon's Facebook account.
People online have crucified him
in a so-called cyber trial.
You have a hole in your mouth?
Crumbs are all over the place!
You want a mouse to bite your toes?
You think we're still living in the dorm of the restaurant?
Dorm?
There are no mice around here.
What are you watching?
Foon is on the news.
I saw that.
Mrs. To should be an actress.
She's a tigress in person
but acts like a sheep in the interview.
You sound like you've met her before.
Just don't believe what she said.
Foon lost his job because of her.
It's hard to tell who the real victim is.
So unlike you to defend Foon.
I'm just defending the truth.
Go get a broom and sweep up the crumbs.
Tell Foon to do it, he's unemployed.
Just do it.
Wait... now that he's unemployed,
do we have to pay his share?
That's right!
Don't be such a miser.
He'll get another job, don't worry about him.
Who would hire him now?
Look, there's another video
on Captain Po's ex-girlfriend.
Ex-girlfriend?
Joanne, are you Captain Po's girlfriend?
We broke up a long time ago.
What do you think of Mrs. To's charges?
Maybe he's a bit blunt...
I can't believe a pain like him had a girlfriend.
Exactly, that's why she's his ex.
Look, his ex is quite a knockout.
He has good taste.
Shall I introduce you? I'm OK with it.
No thanks, I don't want your toys.
Especially your old toys.
I told you not to piss off women.
See? This is your retribution.
You should worry about yourself.
You're still sleeping in the living room.
Tomorrow you may be sleeping under the flyover.
Next month you may move into a shelter.
And you. Go get a job.
You've never had a regular job in your life.
Honey, you're up early.
Did you get a good night's sleep?
No one else who just got out of bed would look so radiant.
You're making such a racket so early in the morning.
I heard every word you said.
Who's this Mrs. To?
Her? We used to model in the same shows.
She looks rich.
She was lucky to marry into money.
Now she's a socialite.
She's gained weight... but her bag looks nice.
You like this bag, Honey?
Who's talking to you?
I'm still mad at you.
It's your Dad's birthday dinner tonight.
I've bought him a present.
I'll pick you up after work.
If we don't go together,
you want me to go alone?
Right! I was talking nonsense again.
Stupid! Is there any breakfast?
A middle-aged man can be so broke.
But I probably won't starve either.
Hello?
Mr Po? This is Billy from the real estate company.
Do you have time to check out a flat?
A 4-room flat in the neighborhood.
It's exactly what you want.
How much?
$54,000 a month, quite a steal in this neighborhood.
Billy, I'm sorry. I'm not moving.
Check it out, it has a nice view.
I'm sorry, Billy.
I'll call you if I need you. Thanks.
Small change won't get you very far.
Have you any ethics?
This is private. Stop peeking.
Don't you ever knock?
When your siblings hear knocking and don't see anyone,
they'll be really scared.
I certainly don't mind.
Then you shouldn't be here, this is my room.
But this is my house.
I can go anywhere I like.
Honestly... Yes?
What do you want?
You want to move?
Nobody would want to stay in a house they know is haunted.
Then why didn't you go check out the flat?
Need you ask?
You know how much money I have left.
Now that I've lost my job,
I can only move in with you.
Your father lied to me.
He told me you're successful and have a well-paid job.
But all that glitters is not gold.
That's enough!
What have I done to you? Stepped on your tail?
Nothing you say is pleasant to my ears.
I don't know why I can see you.
Because you're unlucky.
Only you can see us.
Tickle...
Who is Fei-fei playing with? There's nobody out there.
So cute!
Hello, my name is Silly Granny.
She's pretty.
I'm Pretty Siu-fei.
You should comb her hair.
Fei-fei, come here. Leave Granny alone.
It's OK, I like to play with her.
But I don't want her to play with you.
Fei-fei, I'll buy you ice cream.
Would you like that?
Yes, I like that very much!
Then go change.
Bye, Granny! Bye!
Bye, Grandpa.
Bye! Such an innocent child.
She can tell sincerity from hypocrisy.
But what's the use?
She should be able to tell humans from ghosts.
Since we're living under the same roof,
we need to set up some rules.
Good! You've come to your senses.
We'll be like a family.
Bite your tongue! We're not family.
We need to abide by 3 rules.
Rule #1, no more tricks with water and electricity,
I don't want to get sick,
or anyone to get hurt.
Rule #2, do not scare my siblings.
It will affect their mental health.
How can we scare them? They can't see us.
But I can see you.
Rule #3 is most important.
You're not allowed to play with Fei-fei.
Don't give her silly gifts.
Absolutely no body contact, understand?
Are you finished?
Yes.
Let's go!
Good riddance.
Even ghosts need to follow some rules.
Mr. Po, this is the last one we have.
I'm sure your wife will love it.
I'll let you know.
Sure, take your time.
Thanks. To get my bed back,
a little bleeding is necessary.
Hello?! have errands to run. What's up?
Mrs. To was carrying this bag when she gave the interview.
She has such good taste.
She made me want to buy one like it.
I feel sorry for her.
Captain Po badmouthed her in public.
How can a man bully a woman like that?
He acts like an educator,
but he's neither a husband nor a parent.
He has no right to say anything.
I'll talk to you later.
I was looking at this bag.
Judging from your figure,
you must gave given birth to a few.
Did you teach your kids gentlemen should not take what's not theirs?
Someone who's qualified to be parent doesn't have to be one.
And a parent doesn't necessarily know how to discipline a child.
You ladies are obviously the latter.
Hey, what we talk about is none of your business.
Are you related to him?
Yes, I am related to him.
He's my brother, OK?
Honey, the new lipstick suits you.
You just reminded me that you destroyed my limited edition lipstick.
It was a blessing in disguise.
The new lipstick goes well with the new handbag. See?
The one Mrs. To was carrying?
Nice? I did good, right?
Wait a minute!
I have not forgiven you yet.
Let's see how you behave later.
Then I'll decide if I'll let you back in the room.
OK!
Let's eat.
I want sliced cuttlefish.
Of course.
Mom, did you get a call from the LOCPG?
LOC PG?
I did. They said they like my video
and wanted me to perform in their National Day celebration.
I bet they want you in to enroll in an etiquette class
and want you to remit $60,000 as the deposit
which will be returned after you complete the course.
How did you know They can't possibly want you for the show
Mom, I wanted to remind you,
these people pose as LOCPG staff to con your money.
Yes!
Honey, did you send them any money?
She's too smart for that.
Even an idiot would know it's a scam.
Of course not. I'm not stupid.
I've been busy decorating the flat at The Apex.
I want to hire a decorator from the UK.
When are you moving in?
Herbert and I would like to send a gift.
We bought the flat during pre-sale,
we can't move in yet.
That's why we moved back into the old flat.
What? That rundown tenement house?
Oh no, I remember when Fiona got married,
we went there for the tea ceremony.
It was falling apart and spooky.
It's just for a few months.
Why not get a service apartment?
No money? No!
Of course not!
How could you? To save a little money,
you make Fa climb stairs.
What if she hurts herself?
I'll be careful, Mom.
Yue sells trust funds,
he needs to watch the market.
His income is not steady, you can't blame him.
That's why I've been saying this
till I'm blue in the face.
You must meet people who are gifted and capable.
Just like John and Herbert,
one's a lawyer and the other's a doctor.
You won't have to worry about money if you marry them.
Come on, Mom has doted on Fa since we were kids.
She wouldn't let her do any household chores
She always wanted her to marry into money.
We're not as pretty and gifted,
so we had to pursue our educations.
Stop talking and start eating.
Herbert, here's a thigh for you.
Thanks, Mom.
John, here's the other thigh.
Thanks, Mom.
Thank you, Mother.
Here... this is for you.
Mom!
Thanks, Mom! How kind of you.
How did you know! like the neck? Thank you.
Let's eat.
Those two brats are always so sarcastic.
They always say I'm stupid and cheap.
I'm their big sister.
How could Mom give you the chicken neck?
And you even said thank you!
She's so biased!
Lawyers and doctors are no big deal.
Do you feel better now that you've let off some steam?
No! You have to show them.
I have no status at home. I'm counting on you.
We must get rich,
live in a luxury flat and drive a fancy car.
I hear you... as soon as we move into The Apex,
we'll invite them over and show off, OK?
We must!
I'm hungry, Honey. I'm making some noodles.
No!
I only had a chicken neck all night.
How can I sleep if you smell like cup noodles?
You mean I can sleep in my bed tonight?
The more they look down on us,
the more we have to show them.
I'll lose if you lose.
This is no time for our silly fight.
Let me help you to your room to take a bath.
That reminds me, the shower head sucks.
That's easy.
Keep it down, Fei-fei is doing her homework.
Then you shouldn't slam the door.
I can do that too.
Honey, let me in.
Shut up!
I guess I'll go make noodles.
You should pack your things.
After what you did,
Uncle should kick you out in a flash.
Uncle Kin! Uncle Kin!
Mentor! Uncle!
You're still here?
Anyone with a heart wouldn't take off.
How did it go with the hotel?
I apologized and pay the damages.
They promised to drop the case,
but canceled the other jobs.
I'm sorry, Mentor.
Don't say that, it's over.
What? You worked so hard to get that job.
Now you've lost it for no reason.
Just do your job
and we'll earn people's trust again.
You're a jinx.
He took you in, but you brought him trouble.
Kuen, just drop it.
It's the truth. How can she stay after this?
Uncle Kin, it was actually...
Chun, Bor, pack the tools for tomorrow.
But...
Just go.
We'll get to work.
Game over! I'll be outside.
Mentor!
I quit.
What? Because of this? It's not that bad.
I know how much this job means to you.
You ordered expensive materials in advance.
I want to speak to the manager.
If he knows I'm no longer with Mang Lung,
he might give the job back to you.
Chan, I don't blame you.
You've been my protege for years,
our relationship is not measured with money.
That's why I should be held accountable.
I don't want you to drag you down.
Don't worry, my mind's made up.
I know you won't change your mind,
just like when you were little you wanted to learn to be an electrician.
Chan, you must take good care of yourself.
Uncle Kin, let me be your protege.
I can look after myself.
No parent would let a girl get into this trade.
I have no parents. I live in a children's home.
See? I'm strong. I want to support myself.
I don't want to be a burden to the sisters.
Please give me a chance, Uncle Kin.
Why are you still here?
Mentor, you know! don't need much sleep.
You said one must sharpen the tools to get the work done.
I always check my tools regularly.
Let me do. That, it's too filthy.
Nothing is too dirty in our trade.
My arm is thin enough to reach inside the bowl.
Chan, I always bring them with me.
This is called "work", this is "hard".
We're on our own from now on.
I'm at the door, my hands are full.
Can't press the bell, open up.
Hey!
Cheers!
You can start over from now on. Cheers.
You're the best.
I can't stand Chun and Bor's miserable faces at home.
They drive me crazy.
They feel bad for you.
Your mentor's nephew is the reason you had to leave.
There's no reason to feel bad.
After all he's Mentor's nephew.
I completely understand.
Mentor won't be caught in the middle after I'm gone.
It's their loss.
You should have gone out on your own a long time ago.
You just stayed to return a favor.
I've been with Mang Lung for so long,
it was like my home.
I thought I was going to stay there forever.
You can only depend on yourself.
I have to support myself,
but you have a husband and a family,
don't sound so pessimistic.
I've known since I was young,
you cannot depend on a man.
Right! Your big brother is such a loser.
He'll be needing your help.
I think he'll manage.
Let's eat this.
Great.
I think I'm out.
No, you're not.
Hey, I was drinking that.
What's your hurry? You spilled the beer!
There... now it's gone.
I'll get you some ginseng tea.
Stop sniffing.
I'll do whatever I want.
I'm not talking to you.
What are you doing? I'm talking to you.
What are you doing here?
I'm doing what she's doing.
The cuttlefish smells good.
Sure does.
You two have no shame.
Remember we have rules?
I was late because of you.
I pissed off the client and lost the job.
You cost me my job.
It wasn't me. It was their fault.
Who?
You're obviously a creep.
No!
You're the creep.
Don't drink if you can't hold your liquor.
You can't let a girl sleep on the floor.
Hurry... wake her up.
She's human and you're a ghost. She can't hear you.
Only I can hear you.
I'll do it. Chu Chan-Chan...
Why did you push me?
It's nice to be a ghost.
You can just run off without any consequences.
Hey...
Where have you been?
What are you doing?
I was going to the bathroom
and saw someone sleeping out on the balcony.
So I came over to take a look.
I was going to help her up.
Looks like you're lying on top of her.
I stepped on something and tripped.
It was your fault.
Shut up! Does it hurt?
What have you done?
What have I done?
Help her up!
I have to help her up?
Hurry! She can't sleep here.
Take her to your room. What?
My room?
Definitely not mine. I sleep with Fei-fei.
Take her to your room.
Then where am I going to sleep?
I couldn't care less.
You've got to be kidding.
Hurry up!
How could you...
What are you doing?
Move!
Hey... you'll kill her if you drag her.
She's kicking me.
She won't if you carry her.
You're so heavy! Are you OK?
She's drunk, she can't feel pain.
What a mess!
What?
What's wrong with you? Just go to sleep.
Bor-bor, your chest muscles have grown.
Those are my abs, not my pectoral muscles.
Take off your shoes.
They're cushiony.
Yes, fat can be useful.
Go to sleep... geez!
Lie down, I'm leaving...
Don't pinch me!
Let me pinch you.
What are you doing? You're like a dinosaur.
Leave me alone.
Be good and go to sleep.
What kind of woman is this?
Go to sleep! I better get out.
1, 2, 3... thank goodness!
How could you push me onto Chu Chan-Chan?
Luckily she was too drunk
to accuse me of molesting her.
Remember we have rules?
I never agreed.
But you didn't disagree.
Going back on your word now is cheating.
He's naughty, not a cheat.
If you keep me happy, I won't be naughty.
Why should I?
Don't threaten me. I'm not afraid of you.
No? I know all your secrets.
What secrets?
Who are you talking to?
No one.
Are you sleepwalking?
Sleepwalking? Yes, I am.
Morning! Morning!
Morning! Hey... What?
Last night felt so good.
I feel so energetic now
Good for you.
Your comfort is built on my back pain.
Don't do it again.
You're awake, Chan-Chan?
Yes.
You'll find a new toothbrush and towel on the second shelf in the bathroom.
You can use that.
Great, thanks.
Thank you very much.
Foon, you have weird taste.
You're so accommodating.
You should take care of your back.
I know what you're thinking.
But that's far from the truth.
Stop imagining things.
Don't hover around me like you're paying me your last respect.
Enough said. Dismissed!
Fine!
Yan, come here.
Do two things for me.
What?
One, my back really hurts.
Please call a bone-setter to come over.
Two, your siblings think Chan-Chan and I had a fling.
Please explain to them. Thank you.
One, I'll put the phone next to you, you can make the call.
Two, are you asleep? Chan-Chan would never pick someone like you.
What did you say?
See? You're fine now.
You're right.
What is it now?
Who did this to my shawl?
It smells like cuttlefish and beer.
Who did this?
Don't ask me.
Yan and I had beer and cuttlefish on the balcony last night.
But we didn't touch your shawl.
It must be you. Pay me back.
How much?
$8,000, it's from the UK.
$8,000!
What's the big deal? Let me see.
It was a rag on the floor.
What? A rag?
We spilled some beer last night.
This rag was on the floor,
so I used it to wipe the beer.
If it's expensive, don't leave it lying around.
You made such a mess with my rag... my shawl.
How could you lecture me?
I should scold you for not picking up after yourself.
Let's have breakfast.
Hey, come back! I want an answer.
Give me your dry cleaning bill.
I have to take it to the cleaners?
That's outrageous! Honey...
I have to water the plants.
Foon...
Another tsunami.
Yee, I know you're fair. Tell me...
Foon, I'm tired, let me sleep here.
Hey, don't pull my blanket.
If you keep eating so many desserts,
don't come crying to me when you diet.
I'm really pissed, I need a piece of cake.
After you finish eating, drink this...
We need to shoot 3 videos... you need to show your waist.
Again?! had diarrhea for 3 days last time.
It helps you detox and remove the stool so you'll be thin.
This is the new 3.0 version.
Just mix it with water and drink it.
If you ace this, you'll have other jobs lining up for you.
I don't know what you do.
I always end up doing cheap brands.
How old are you?
A married woman doesn't sell much.
Why don't I give you a mic?
Natalie B is married too.
She's the spokesperson for lots of products.
She has a baby. She has a bigger market.
Do you have one? No.
See? You don't have to drink this.
But when we shoot the video and the stills,
make sure you stay thin.
That's true.
Keep counting those calories.
We need to weigh you when we renew the contract.
I'll go on a diet after this.
Give me another piece of black forest.
Finish the whole bag.
So annoying.
That thing belongs on the floor.
The dry cleaner said it's too dirty, they won't take it.
What's that?
Don't touch! Yan needs the black sesame soup to loosen her bowels.
You only bought one bowl?
Just don't touch it.
As if I want to eat it.
So she's constipated.
I have just the perfect antidote for you.
Since you're so nice to me,
always saying things about me.
Now I'll pay you back with interest.
You'll be hugging the toilet bowl.
Don't scream for help if you can't get out.
Ouch, it's hot!
Bianca, don't run in the hallway.
I want to be the first.
But you don't have a key.
Give me the key.
No, unless you beg.
Please, Mommy?
Here, open the door.
Yes! Auntie Fiona.
You're back.
Take off your shoes, OK?
Then do your homework.
What a bully!
Are things that expensive nowadays?
Not much inside this big bowl.
It's really cooling down.
I better put on something.
Last time it took me 3 hours.
Hi! You're done with the toilet?
Are you talking to me?
Did you finish the black sesame soup?
It's perfect for relieving constipation.
I should have some next time.
Thanks.
Maybe version 3.0 won't give you diarrhea.
That's so unfair!
How did Fei-fei do at school?
The teacher said she's a good girl
and pays attention in class.
Her Maths is not so good, she needs to practice more.
She needs time to break into a new school.
Don't give her too much pressure.
Don't worry. I let her play first.
I won't deny her play time.
Good! Chu Chan-chan's coming again for cuttlefish?
We're not the only people who like cuttlefish.
Remember not to pressure Fei-fei.
Don't give yourself too much pressure either
It's all over the floor.
I've caught you red-handed.
You shouldn't try to snack.
Who's snacking?
Since when did you start talking behind my back?
Why are you in my way when I'm getting the laundry?
I'm not in your way.
You think you're skinny?
You dropped cuttlefish all over the floor.
Do you have a hole in your mouth?
I spilled it by mistake.
I'll clean it up, OK? What's the big deal?
Sweep it well! A mouse!
What?
A mouse!
Where? A mouse...
What is it?
The mouse went under the sofa.
Who Will do it?
Not me! What if it bites me?
You're a man. You can't be scared of a mouse
Don't say the word or it'll know we're trying to catch it.
Let's call it Squeaky.
When we were living in the restaurant dorm,
Squeaky bit my toes when I was asleep.
It was really scary.
It's because you have a hole in your mouth.
You attracted Squeaky into the flat.
It was your cuttlefish.
The smell of cuttlefish would definitely attract Squeaky.
Maybe it was someone's husband
who ate chips and chocolate while he was sleeping on the sofa.
Enough! Stop bickering!
This is not the time to pass the buck.
The key is to catch Squeaky.
1, 2, 3...
Well?
I touched it.
Where?
Where is it? Here... I see it.
I see something... on the left.
Stop!
Honey, that's your shawl.
You recognize it? What is it doing here?
Let me see... the shawl has black sesame stain
and Squeaky has obviously bitten it.
In other words, the shawl is the source.
So it's you! We have proof, don't deny it.
That's crazy. I didn't eat black sesame soup.
I can prove it.
You set a camera to spy on us?
Because your wife wanted to change the shower head.
Or else I wouldn't need to spy on you.
Suddenly I feel so naked.
What about our privacy?
In a lot of homes,
parents often install nanny cameras.
I'm entrusting Fei-fei with you,
I need to have peace of mind.
That means you don't trust us.
You should at least tell us.
Then I wouldn't have caught the culprit.
Say no more, let's take a look.
Can you fast forward? This will take forever
What a pain!
Why did you carry Chan-Chan into your room?
That's none of your business.
You're only wearing boxers! Were you possessed?
What?
You'll be hugging the toilet.
Where are you going? Come back here!
Let go of me!
Sit down! Hey!
What did you put in my sweet soup?
Were you trying to poison me?
It's a fat burning drink.
I knew you were constipated,
so I was helping you loosen the bowels.
So unlike you to be so kind.
You're too old to pull something like that.
Now Squeaky is about to start a family here.
What should we do now?
I'm sorry.
That's not enough! Have you any sense?
How can you be so stupid to stuff a dirty rag under the sofa?
Why are you picking on me all the time?
You won't let me install a shower head
and turned my shawl into a rag.
I had to take it to the cleaner
and now you're calling me stupid.
Honey!
Am I wrong?
We don't have enough water pressure to put in a shower.
She kicked a dirty rag under the sofa.
What? You agree with me too?
Sit down!
Don't say "short" in front of a dwarf.
We all know she's stupid,
but don't tell that to her face.
That's where she's most vulnerable.
Fa already apologized.
You should not be so overbearing.
Even you're criticizing me!
What's the point? You won the battle but lost the family.
I don't care.
Let her off today...
And she'll do the same someday.
I'm going to bed.
I did nothing wrong.
I hate it when people call me stupid.
They just don't appreciate your naivety.
Your whole family bullies me
because they know I can't go back to my parent's house.
I'm glad you know.
What did you say?
I can't bear to see you go.
It's not fair that you had a row with my sister,
and then you punish me by making me sleep alone.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Do me a favor and forgive my sister.
Unlike you, she doesn't have a husband
and she'll be going through menopause soon.
That makes her irritable.
If she does it again,
I don't care if this flat is worth $100m,
I'm definitely moving out.
Of course not. No one can pick on my pretty wife.
Even if it's worth $200m, we'll move out.
Alright... don't cry.
I'm warm and smell good after a bath.
What gives?
Mommy!
What is it, Bianca?
I saw Squeaky.
Did it bite you?
No, a cat jumped in and chased it away.
Thank God you're alright.
This can't go on.
Bianca, go to you room,
I'll be right with you, OK?
OK.
Good girl.
Come out... all of you.
What is it?
What's going on?
You saw Squeaky again?
Squeaky scared Fei-fei.
Luckily a cat jumped in and scared it off.
End of story. Let's go back in, Honey.
Not so fast!
Your wife brought Squeaky home.
Or else it wouldn't have scared Fei-fei.
Squeaky is obviously addicted to milk,
look what it did to my T-shirt.
You hear that?
I already apologized. What more do you want?
I already bought rat poison, rat trap and rat glue.
I can't help it if we can't catch it.
A rat with a tiny brain is smarter than you.
None of that can catch Squeaky, idiot!
Hey, Sis!
Shut up, you old witch!
I dare you to say that again.
Witch!
I'll make some noodles.
No.
I only had...
I only ate a piece of chicken neck all night
Don't laugh.
I only ate a piece of chicken neck all night
I lose if you lose.
I'll help you to your room to take a bath.
You think so?
Why didn't you say the line?
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